“Doesn’t Matter to Me”

Quoth Rick Santorum:

“I don’t care what the unemployment rate’s going to be. Doesn’t matter to me. My campaign doesn’t hinge on unemployment rates and growth rates. It’s something more foundational that’s going on.”

Hear that, unemployed people? Rick Santorum couldn’t care less about your plight. Whether or not you enjoy porn, on the other hand, is critical.

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