The Big Issues

I haven’t had a chance to read through the Dem’s platform yet, but the only coverage I’ve seen about it in mainstream media has focused on the lack of the word “God”, as opposed to the R’s platform which contained an historically high number of instances of the word.

This begs the question: which convention was smited (smitten? smote?) with a hurricane?

But seriously, I’m really glad the media focuses on who’s Jesusier. Who will protect whose rights, or start a war with Iran, or what anyone thinks government should do, are all of lesser importance.

Also, too: who can ISREAL IS TEH AWESOME louder?

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