Quantitative McRib-ing

This year’s release of the abomination to food McRib has been delayed, which proves that Obama is a secret Muslim terrorist:

I wonder, however, if the Obama administration hasn’t ordered its cronies at McDonalds to delay the release of the McRib until after the election. Certainly, a delay of this sort during an election year is extremely convenient. Is it possible, just possible, that the Obama campaign is concerned that the President might be offered a delicious McRib sandwich at some campaign event? And if Mr. Obama were to turn that McRib down, wouldn’t it reveal that he is, in fact, a secret Muslim after all?

Glen Beck, call your office.

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